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Peridot ([personal profile] alienwear) wrote2020-01-13 05:58 pm

Dumbshit urban fantasy AU

Lapis is an ancient vampire from the bronze age who really hates not being allowed to eat humans anymore.

Jasper is a former monster hunter turned vampire by Lapis out of spite.

Peridot is a transgender lesbian polyamorous werewolf who just wants her girlfriends to get along.

There's gonna be porn in the comments.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-13 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know what that means." And from her tone, she's quite disinclined to care. "Anyway, I'm hungry." She says again, like it's something entirely profound.

In reality, it's Tuesday, and this bullshit is the standard when it comes to her. "And I want you."
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can't you just pause it?" She doesn't understand technology, and this is absolutely the source of many of Peridot's frustrations. Like sure, Lapis intrinsically understands that Peridot is playing a game with other people who are likely miles and miles away, but she doesn't understand why she can't just pause it.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Hey, rude. Bringing up her time locked in a crypt for hundreds of years! That's just plain rude.

And so Lapis bites down immediately, no longer waiting for permission, because surely Peridot can focus on two things at the same time, though if she was smart she'd prioritize focusing on Lapis more than her game.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably, definitely both.

She does loosen her hold one Peridot once she's sure she won't be fighting back. Not that she probably would have anyway, but it's always a nice reassurance, a hard to kick habit from long, long ago.

At least she's not as messy as she once was. Once where she'd drain a meal and leave pools of blood, Lapis is far more caring to not waste a single drop. Probably because of how infrequently she gets to enjoy a meal like this now.

Peridot is a meal to be savoured! Even if she tastes a bit like dog. At least it's something alive for a change.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Lapis gives a hum of acknowledgement, but considering what she's doing, it's not like she can verbally respond. She does, however, reach forward with one hand, sliding it along Peridot's arm to lace their fingers together, because if she remembers right, Peridot loves that sappy shit.

Lapis herself doesn't care too much for it, but it's something Peridot likes, and she supposes it's the least she can do for chomping down on her like that, even if it was in response to a very rude comment.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
See, this is just funny to her, between the returned squeeze on her hand and the way Peridot starts panting. There's really only one way this is going to end at this point.

Once she's had her fill she pulls away, pressing her tongue against the wound she'd inflicted to put pressure on it to stop the bleeding, since she's feeling far more charitable after a meal than before when she'd been entirely parched.

"Thanks for the food."
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
The tent in Peridot's pants isn't unnoticed! And Lapis hasn't pulled away yet, so that's something for Peridot at least.

"You have that in the fridge, don't you?" She says, like she hasn't noticed anything, like she isn't drumming her fingers on top of Peridot's hand specifically to Entice her.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah? It's not like I can cook. Kind of left that ability back in the stone age." She says, extremely unhelpfully. "Though I'm guessing you probably don't want them cooked to begin with, huh."
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"What, me? Never. I always pay for my meals." And then, because she's wearing a look, she pulls away, starting to root through her pocket.

"I'm sure I've got a five in here somewhere." Which is a lie. She doesn't. She has no cash on her ever, because Vampires just don't need that kind of thing!
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Is that a request?" She asks, knowing full well that it is in fact, a request and an insult in one breath. And judging by her playful tone, she doesn't have any actual problems with following up that offer, but she does want to hear Peridot actually ask for it.
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's not very encouraging. So Lapis moves around to the front of the beanbag chair which, for the record, it's hard to be sexy and seducing when you're going to blow someone sitting in a beanbag chair, and Lapis absolutely hates it, deep down in whatever soul she might have left.

"Ask nicely then, and I'll think about it."
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow? Wow. She's not the weirdo who gets off being bitten. This is strictly Peridot's own problem, and Lapis is a saint for helping her deal with it.

Especially as the bean bag chair destroys any sort of mood she's going for as it crunches gently as Lapis kneels to take off Peridot's pants. Or like, at least shuffle them down enough to reveal her dick.

"This chair sucks. You really need to get a better one."
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[personal profile] mirrortide 2020-01-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a glorified dog bed. And also horrible for your posture." What with all the slumping and crunching, but obviously it bothers Lapis less than she makes it seem, because she's already ducking her head to wrap her lips around Peridot's dick.

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