Dumbshit urban fantasy AU
Lapis is an ancient vampire from the bronze age who really hates not being allowed to eat humans anymore.
Jasper is a former monster hunter turned vampire by Lapis out of spite.
Peridot is a transgender lesbian polyamorous werewolf who just wants her girlfriends to get along.
There's gonna be porn in the comments.
Jasper is a former monster hunter turned vampire by Lapis out of spite.
Peridot is a transgender lesbian polyamorous werewolf who just wants her girlfriends to get along.
There's gonna be porn in the comments.
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In reality, it's Tuesday, and this bullshit is the standard when it comes to her. "And I want you."
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Alas...
"Oh! Oh... Uh. Can you just give me like, five minutes, so I can finish up this round?" she urges, picking her controller back up. Her eyes are fixed on the countdown to respawn. "After that, I swear..."
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And so Lapis bites down immediately, no longer waiting for permission, because surely Peridot can focus on two things at the same time, though if she was smart she'd prioritize focusing on Lapis more than her game.
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"Lapis!?" the werewolf immediately snaps indignantly, demanding some kind of apology or explanation, but it's already too late. There comes the head rush, the woozy feeling as the leading edges of the trance start to kick in. She'd started to twist in her chair to confront the vampire, but now she flops back down in it, whether by necessity from the dizziness or because Lapis is holding her in place.
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She does loosen her hold one Peridot once she's sure she won't be fighting back. Not that she probably would have anyway, but it's always a nice reassurance, a hard to kick habit from long, long ago.
At least she's not as messy as she once was. Once where she'd drain a meal and leave pools of blood, Lapis is far more caring to not waste a single drop. Probably because of how infrequently she gets to enjoy a meal like this now.
Peridot is a meal to be savoured! Even if she tastes a bit like dog. At least it's something alive for a change.
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"O..Oooooooooo... shit," Peridot murmurs with vague awe, eyelids drooping half-way. There's a keen awareness of her own heartbeat in this moment, as it pounds steadily away in her chest while Lapis takes what she wants. "I can't believe you couldn't wait just five minutes..."
Her speech is maybe just a tiny bit slurred.
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Lapis herself doesn't care too much for it, but it's something Peridot likes, and she supposes it's the least she can do for chomping down on her like that, even if it was in response to a very rude comment.
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Being fed on by a vampire would be bad news for most people, but as a werewolf, Peridot is immune to the curse the bite would normally transmit, and she heals and recovers blood at a remarkably fast pace. So really, she just gets to enjoy the sweet pain she adores so much, and the blissful mind-wiping effects of the victim's trance.
Her lupine jaws part in a doofy canine grin, and she begins to pant lightly...
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Once she's had her fill she pulls away, pressing her tongue against the wound she'd inflicted to put pressure on it to stop the bleeding, since she's feeling far more charitable after a meal than before when she'd been entirely parched.
"Thanks for the food."
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"I feel like I need to eat three entire raw steaks," Peridot groans, pushing a paw through her hair. You'd think that after losing a bunch of blood she'd be feeling cold and shaky, but for some reason she feels... Unbearably warm...?
...Oh.
A glance downward reveals why that is: There's a tent in the crotch of her lounge pants. Whoops.
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"You have that in the fridge, don't you?" She says, like she hasn't noticed anything, like she isn't drumming her fingers on top of Peridot's hand specifically to Entice her.
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(Booooo)
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"I'm sure I've got a five in here somewhere." Which is a lie. She doesn't. She has no cash on her ever, because Vampires just don't need that kind of thing!
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"Suck my dick, Lazuli," she groans, shoving a paw down her own pants. It's both an insult, AND a request!
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"Ask nicely then, and I'll think about it."
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"Oh my god," she groans, amused, but mildly exasperated. "Please?"
SHE FED YOU.
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Especially as the bean bag chair destroys any sort of mood she's going for as it crunches gently as Lapis kneels to take off Peridot's pants. Or like, at least shuffle them down enough to reveal her dick.
"This chair sucks. You really need to get a better one."
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