"Sorry, you've already been beaten to the punch on the whole dying with dignity thing." Which is to say, Lapis is already dead! Has been for awhile now, actually. Also she still doesn't seem overly concerned about the... stakes here.

"Besides, I'm a little too busy to do the whole dying thing again, so...." She trails off, peering over the Big Looming Shoulder to-

"Help! I'm being attacked!" Get local citizens involved, as she yells to the top of her lungs along with aiming another swift kick at Jasper's stomach this time to try and wind her.