Dumbshit urban fantasy AU
Jan. 13th, 2020 05:58 pmLapis is an ancient vampire from the bronze age who really hates not being allowed to eat humans anymore.
Jasper is a former monster hunter turned vampire by Lapis out of spite.
Peridot is a transgender lesbian polyamorous werewolf who just wants her girlfriends to get along.
There's gonna be porn in the comments.
Jasper is a former monster hunter turned vampire by Lapis out of spite.
Peridot is a transgender lesbian polyamorous werewolf who just wants her girlfriends to get along.
There's gonna be porn in the comments.