"This entire thing is weird. It can't get weirder." Lapis replies, about to be surprised as Peridot gets her junk all up in her business. Like, to be fair, she knows exactly what to expect, considering she does have the correct anatomical requirements for this. As far as she's aware, anyway?

Peridot is quickly proven right when she finds her mark, and Lapis gives a short shout of surprise, and her cheeks flush the darkest blue.

"I take that back."

But she's not complaining. It kind of scratches an itch?