"Nyah--!!!" She squawks indignantly, and then grits her teeth and makes a weird noise as Lapis totally fucks up her 'do. "Nooooooo, it takes me forever to get it in the right shape here!" she says plaintively, trying to muss it back up into usual bizarre triangle peak once Lapis's hand withdraws.

Then she points an accusatory claw at her. "You are messing with a force far more powerful than you could possibly comprehend!" Peridot says dramatically. "I could absolutely pick you up if I wanted to! Dragons used to kidnap people all the time, there are countless legends about it in the books here!"